June 2012
if i have a dog when i’m older, i’m narrowing my choices down to a Shiba Inu or a Corgi and i’ve already decided this
this is actually the most useful gif in my entire folder and i don’t know why i waited until last night to pull it out
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“That’s a sharp outfit, Chan. Carful, you could puncture the hull of an...”
– Azula flirting (via sara-no-h)
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strategicboner replied to your post: good morning and now good night again
but stay awake and talk to me for an hour
christ almighty it’s 8 AM omg but what do you want to talk about maybe i’ll stay awake
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good morning and now good night again
i am going to bed
blasting off to dream land feat. michelle obama
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andrewbreitel replied to your post: andrewbreitel replied to your post: andrewbreitel…
i love you omg
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andrewbreitel replied to your post: andrewbreitel replied to your post: thank u astro…
and i have 72k lmbo
some of us aspire for greatness like yours :(
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andrewbreitel replied to your post: thank u astro
wow frick u
don’t you have like tne thousand followers what
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*coughs nervously*
c…can….someone pr..pro..promo…m…e?
wow if i can get 9 followers before i go to bed i’d actually be really happy
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sketchypanda:
fatty-mcdance-desu:
Circus...
why is my dashboard meme comics rright onow omfgt
slap slap slap
clap clap clap
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[[MORE]]It really doesn’t seem to phase you at all, does it?
The fact that complete strangers know you only as a scumbag cheater, and not by my words or actions either. By the actions you take with friends of theirs.
And you have the audacity to pride yourself on being in a relationship with someone you “love”, too.
Disgusting.
thank you adam for all those notes on the most random post in the world omg
Anonymous asked: you posting nudes=my life complete
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51suproc replied to your post: a straight kid from my school just liked a random…
EAST
rOBERTO SHUT UP OMG I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO DID IT BECAUSE I MEAN CRUSADERS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER MAN BUT OMG
a straight kid from my school just liked a random photo of me
it’s 2:11 AM
Anonymous asked: no no no you didn't answer the question I asked you how big your penis is you get your little butt back here and ANSWEr mE
Anonymous asked: well you said personal so how big is your penis? do you have a chode
zcak:
how do you ask someone to do sex with you like this is weird
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someone take me to taco bell i accidentally clicked on chat post instead of text post but that's not the point take me to taco bell goddamit
me: drive yourself
me: do u realize u could basically chat with people by reblogging these chat posts and adding your own stuff to it
me: i am so clever
everybody else: no u r not
what
Anonymous asked: What's the story behind the "Me voudrais de sucer" thing?
i’m actually becoming relevant enough irl where people are inviting me to drink with them
ask me personal questions omg →
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oMFG I JUST WENT INTO MY TAG TO LOOK AT SOMETHING SOMEONE TAGGED ME IN AND I FORGOT THAT I MADE THIS PICTURE FOR ASTRO
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIHGTN OW HOLY SHIT
omg someone actually recognized me for my blog once i was walking downtown by myself doing some christmas shopping and someone ran up to me and was like “oh my god you’re angrylesbianmom” and they started talking to me and all i could do was blush and look around nervously because you don’t talk to me about my blog i’m completely ashamed of it omg
methlabrador:
imagine walking down the street one day and someone walks by you and whispers your url in your ear and you turn around and they’re gone
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thelordofthebutts replied to your post: i’M LAUGHGIN SO HARD
wfkjekllkklkl OMFG
i MADE A POST DIRECTED AT MY FRIEND SHANNON AND I COULDN’T REMEMBER HER URL BECAUSE IT WAS LONG SO I TAGGED IT AS “CIRCUITBOARDSAND WHATEVER SHANNON’S URL IS” AND SHE REPLIED WITH THE REST OF IT AND WAS LIKE “JFC JORDAN” AND THEN I REPLIED TO THAT WITH A PICTURE OF A BLONDE CARTOON...
i’M LAUGHGIN SO HARD
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circuitboardsandcitystreets:
angrylesbianmom:
circuitboardsandcitystreets replied to your post
**citystreets god damnit jordan
oMFG SHANNON I JSUT SCREAMED
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vlrhsgody replied to your post: WAS THAT BLACK GURL HER? I need to be friends with her. her rapin skills are TIGHT YO
omg i love how you casually use an unflattering photo of her
shhh no omg that photo is a joke between us and she’s okay with it omg
Anonymous asked: you should post the 15
Anonymous asked: WAS THAT BLACK GURL HER? I need to be friends with her. her rapin skills are TIGHT YO
Watchjust thought of this video and started quietly snickering to myself
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vampireweakend:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
THERE’S A CENTIPEDE ON THE WLAL NEXT TO ME AND I SCREAMED LIKE MY MOM THINKS THERE’S A ROBBER IN THE HOSUE
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dominick could actually get it
he’s one of the 15
Watchthelordofthebutts:
it’s that time of night again
oh okay
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circuitboardsandcitystreets replied to your post
**citystreets god damnit jordan
Anonymous asked: we then. I need to be friends with stephanie. As long as she does not need a pencil for her scantron and wear shoelace in her weave